Sep 28, 2012

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Happy Belated 40th Birthday to Gwyneth!

Somehow, I missed Gwyneth’s 40th birthday yesterday and to rectify my oversight, here’s Refinery 29′s awesome, tongue-in-cheek homage to GP’s Top Ten Moments.

As you all know, Gwyneth is my girl. She is my #1 MILP (Mom I’d like to Punch) and for that, I am eternally grateful. Actually, I have very complicated feelings towards GP. I’m torn between having a horrible unrequited girl crush on her and hating her for being so narcissistic. It’s these dueling impulses of wanting to make out with her and/or throat punch her that makes me so angry. Regardless, I wish her many more glowing, age-defying years of smugness ahead where she can add more hyphenates to her increasingly multi-hyphenated status as mom-designer-chef-actress-singer-model-lifestyle guru-fitness freak.

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