Happy Belated 40th Birthday to Gwyneth!
As you all know, Gwyneth is my girl. She is my #1 MILP (Mom I’d like to Punch) and for that, I am eternally grateful. Actually, I have very complicated feelings towards GP. I’m torn between having a horrible unrequited girl crush on her and hating her for being so narcissistic. It’s these dueling impulses of wanting to make out with her and/or throat punch her that makes me so angry. Regardless, I wish her many more glowing, age-defying years of smugness ahead where she can add more hyphenates to her increasingly multi-hyphenated status as mom-designer-chef-actress-singer-model-lifestyle guru-fitness freak.